Peaceful Poser Gifts

Yoga classes door.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'Are you done yet?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Late Night Buddha Call.

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

Labour Protests.