Peaceful Poser Gifts

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Oh, this old thing?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Are you done yet?'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Late Night Buddha Call.