Confident Poser Gifts

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Quit moving"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Is that a wig?'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Whatever

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Selfie

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

Nude model looking at her portrait.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

'But first, could you loan me some money for film?'

Art vs Nature

Taking selfies

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”