Sporty Poser Gifts

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Yoga classes door.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Let's see those smiles.'

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The First Art Critic

Very Advanced Yoga

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Everest summit queue...

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"You have Tech-neck."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Selfie

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'