Portrait Poser Pillows

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Are you done yet?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Artistic Licence.

"Stop staring"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Mitch McConnell

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Lady mimics The Scream.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

"But is it..?"

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Yoga

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Titian

I love Yoga