Portrait Poser T-Shirts

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Are you done yet?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga classes door.

"Could you keep still?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Artistic Licence.

"Stop staring"

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Lady mimics The Scream.

Mitch McConnell

"But is it..?"

'Let's see those smiles.'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Yoga

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Titian