Posture Poser T-Shirts

"You have Tech-neck."

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga classes door.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

Making it look easy.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

'Let's see those smiles.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Everest summit queue...

Easter egg yoga

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

I love Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Very Advanced Yoga

Selfie