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Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

Making it look easy.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stop staring"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

I love Yoga

Very Advanced Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Everest summit queue...

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Easter egg yoga

Selfie

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."