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Everest summit queue...

"Oh, this old thing?"

Yoga classes door.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Yoga

The First Art Critic

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Because we're jerks."

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Surgery.

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Very Advanced Yoga

Whatever

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

"You have Tech-neck."

Selfie

You are here.

Ballerina

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Schrodinger's cow

An official making a speech at a press conference.

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

Caveman painting by numbers.

Photo Opportunity

The Dawn of Civilization.