Peak Poser Pillows

Everest summit queue...

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Yoga

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

"Because we're jerks."

Surgery.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Whatever

Very Advanced Yoga

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

Selfie

You are here.

Ballerina

An official making a speech at a press conference.

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Schrodinger's cow

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

Photo Opportunity

Caveman painting by numbers.

The Dawn of Civilization.

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"