Posing T-Shirts

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga classes door.

"Could you keep still?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Diego Velasquez

Latest Railway Marvel.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Besties Photo

"Stop staring"

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"