Pose Performer T-Shirts

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Besties Photo

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Making it look easy.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Do you know any other poses?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Quit moving"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Yoga

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

I love Yoga

Very Advanced Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga