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'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Could you keep still?"

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Office Ergonomics.

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

'Are you done yet?'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

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Poetry repairman

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Making it look easy.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'