Poser With A Purpose Pillows

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Lady mimics The Scream.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Very Advanced Yoga

Selfie

Ballerina

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

An official making a speech at a press conference.

Schrodinger's cow

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Caveman painting by numbers.

Photo Opportunity

The Dawn of Civilization.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Art vs Nature

Taking selfies