Quirky Proposer Pillows

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"That's our new church mascot."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Ostrich Curoisities

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Is the water cold?'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Floss Street Vendor

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."