Quirky Sleeper Gifts

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"I tossed and turned all night."

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Lumbar support animal

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Bed Seasons

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

Cake Escape

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flight Socks.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Distance to horizon varies.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Mummy Beggar

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"