Quirky Dreamer Gifts

Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

The dream was a little hard to follow â€" but the closed captioning helped.

Four different kinds of sleepers.

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."

'So long, old friend.'

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Painting taking root...

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Shoot For The Moon

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Don Quixote

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page