Sideline Sitters Club Gifts

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Cheerleaders

"Show off."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Dugout sale!

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'Bobby, it's Dad! Look up and start running to your left, now!'

Scrum Cam

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

Basketball