Sideline Supervisor Gifts

'When was the last time your team carried you off the field, coach?'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"I AM at my usual position."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Punishment for the kicker.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Construction Idea

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'Never say never.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'