Sideline Supervisor Pillows

'When was the last time your team carried you off the field, coach?'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"I AM at my usual position."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Here comes the super-visor."

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Construction Idea

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Never say never.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Martin Jol

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'