Site Supervisor Pillows

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Construction Idea

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"There's been a downward trend since Steve started."

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Building going up or coming down - depending on the whims of the workers.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'The men are wondering...If we knock up four power stations this week, can we have next week off...?'

Job Safety - Hockey Pool.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Others will fight for you

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Boss's Desk Says No!

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

How leaders fail

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."