Sideline Supporter Pillows

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

"Enjoy your game dear?"

'...but if you never put me in the game coach, how will my father ever live his own sports dreams vicariously through me?'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'I have to watch this game. It's the only one on.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bench potato.

Dugout sale!

'Bobby, it's Dad! Look up and start running to your left, now!'

Basketball

Scrum Cam

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

The Saddest Day Of The Year

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

International Women's Day

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Starfish doing the wave.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'