Soccer Sideline Supporter Pillows

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football supporters.

Spot the fur ball.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Baby Footballer

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Theater or football.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

Stop with racism in sport!

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"Jim was a model Dad".

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"