Soccer Sideline Supporter Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

100k Desert Crawl

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Spot the fur ball.

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Baby Footballer

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Goal

Theater or football.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Jim was a model Dad".