Soccer Screen Supporter Pillows

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Egyptian Football

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Men's Health Screenings.

100k Desert Crawl

Spot the fur ball.

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Jim was a model Dad".

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Baby Footballer

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Theater or football.

Goal

The game comes first...

Stop with racism in sport!

Hands in same position from birth to death.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"