Soccer Screen Supporter Pillows

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Egyptian Football

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Men's Health Screenings.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Football supporters.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Referee cop.

Goal

Baby Footballer

Stop with racism in sport!

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Hands in same position from birth to death.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Jim was a model Dad".

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'