Soccer Sofa Supporter Pillows

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

Football Fans

'My feet are killing me.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

World Cup Fever

Egyptian Football

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Jim was a model Dad".

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

Goal

Stop with racism in sport!

Theater or football.

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Referee cop.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Baby Footballer

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."