Supportive Sideline Sitter Pillows

'I feel sorry for Vincent. His parents never go ballistic. They just sit there and cheer.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Football supporters.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Football Stadium

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'I love high-definition TV!'

Footballer's Wages

Dugout sale!

"Enjoy your game dear?"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Grave with satellite dish.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

First Bar of Spring

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

Scrum Cam