Supportive Sideline Sitter T-Shirts

'I feel sorry for Vincent. His parents never go ballistic. They just sit there and cheer.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

THe UDDER Side

Football supporters.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Starfish doing the wave.

Football Stadium

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Dugout sale!

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

'I love high-definition TV!'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Footballer's Wages

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Grave with satellite dish.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

First Bar of Spring

Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.

Scrum Cam