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'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"Just be yourself."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Starfish doing the wave.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Vampire Sit ups

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Dugout sale!

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Live from Lincoln Center.

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

Basketball

You are here (Man under huge 'x').

Scrum Cam

'Bobby, it's Dad! Look up and start running to your left, now!'

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

'...but if you never put me in the game coach, how will my father ever live his own sports dreams vicariously through me?'

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'