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'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

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G7 Summit Concern

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Sunset

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Dugout sale!

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Exploding Dalmatian

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Museum. Shhh!

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'