Sideline Spectators Mugs

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

G7 Summit Concern

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Sunset

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Exploding Dalmatian

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Dugout sale!

"Enjoy your game dear?"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'