Sideline Sitters T-Shirts

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"That's the preacher's dog."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Cheerleaders

"Show off."

THe UDDER Side

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Ice Fishing

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Footballer's Wages

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'I love high-definition TV!'

Dugout sale!

"Enjoy your game dear?"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

'I don't suppose he's congratulating him on his performance.'

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

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'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'