Sideline Hero Pillows

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Deadline

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Cheerleaders

Freedom of the press

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

Punishment for the kicker.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Way to go

Referee's Free Kick Pack

Speed limit 70mph and up.

An expletive of editors

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

A 'failed' brake check!