Sideline Hero Pillows

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Deadline

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Cheerleaders

Freedom of the press

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Say speed

Punishment for the kicker.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Lawrence of Suburbia

Way to go

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Referee's Free Kick Pack

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

An expletive of editors

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Daily News. Headline Writing Dept. How about this story, Ernie? ... Blonde twins parachuted nude to win a bet! Fair pair use air scare for bare dare!

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Martin Jol