Sideline Jester Pillows

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

The Rural Bidet...

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Trump the Jester

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

Dugout sale!

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"Enjoy your game dear?"

Radiology: 'Numbskull of the month' award.

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"Over, damn you, over!"

A Cartoonist's Pen

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

"So if you don't use oils or acrylics, what do you use?" (Artist using striped toothpaste).