Roadside Jester Pillows

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The Rural Bidet...

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'Yorich's last jest.'

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin