Traveling Jester Pillows

"Forget about me Rob, go! Save yourself!"

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"It's my helper trout!"

Tourist

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Any questions?'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Desert Roundabout

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."