Camping Jester Pillows

'I don't think that will work.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tourist

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

The Rural Bidet...

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Fishing for Supper

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'