Roadside Jester Mugs

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The Rural Bidet...

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."