Headline Hero Pillows

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

Freedom of the press

An expletive of editors

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Some days I just burst with pride being a journalist.

"If the news bother you so much, turn if off."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

'How fast can you hype?'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Newspaper

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Inflated gloom!'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'