Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!
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'Yes, that was quite an amusing signing-off joke but in deference to the prince. . .'
Health Scare Stories Cause Stress, Says Report.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
Fear of news.
Newspaper suicide.
'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'
"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"
Big Newspaper Delivery
The Expert
"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."
'How fast can you hype?'
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
News for Sale
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'
News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.
Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)
'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'
"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."
"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"
"Here's what went wrong today."
"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."
'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''
Magazine stand in middle of the desert.
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
Newspaper
"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."
"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"
'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'
'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'
'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'
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