Sideline Cheerleader Pillows

'That's my mom. The restraining order won't let her get within shouting distance of the ref.'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Football supporters.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Labour Protests

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Conformity

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."