Sideline Cheerleaders Pillows

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Football supporters.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Christmas Tree Lights

Matthew Perry.

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Dugout sale!

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.