Sideline Strategists Pillows

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Eye Off the Ball

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Never say never.'

Sidewalk the game

Martin Jol

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."