Sideline Strategists Prints

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

Football coach has an in box labeled 'Receive' and an out box labeled 'Kick'.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Sidewalk the game

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Watch for Pedestrians.