Security Line Strategist Prints

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Trouble everywhere...

Foxhole - digging robot

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Nuclear Proliferation

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"