"Before we commit to any course of action I think we should remember that we'd be protecting the very people who made the decision to remove our testicles."
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A fight in the Boardroom.
"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."
'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'
"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"
'Where was the TSA?'
After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.
"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'
Target your customer.
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'
"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"
'What kind of a mission statement is that?'
'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'
Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."
Business Target
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
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Game changing
'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'
'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'
"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."
'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'
'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'
CCTV in church.
"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."
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