Sideline Commander Gifts

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Cheerleaders

Hair Traffic control.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

"Still on your left."

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'Never say never.'

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Martin Jol

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!