Sideline Sorcerer Gifts

"I AM at my usual position."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Cheerleaders

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'Never say never.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

Heavenwood

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"