Sideline Philosopher Gifts

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Courage. Love.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Chicken: the one-man show

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'You have ear wax.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'