Line Philosophers Gifts

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Tom's last day.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"Who's next?"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

TSA Lines

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

How does she get her grass so green?

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Biff Sherwin: Started with a clean slate but finished with this one.

Europe

"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

Poet and Peasant

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'