Borderline Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirky curiosity of a borderline philosopher? Our selection offers clever, creatively designed items that balance humor with depth. Whether they ponder life’s big questions or enjoy a good laugh over philosophical musings, these products are tailored to inspire and entertain. Perfect for sparking conversation or just adding a dash of wit to their space, our creations celebrate the playful side of thoughtful pondering and creative curiosity. Find something special that resonates with their unique outlook on life with our curated collection.

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Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?"

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning mockup

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.' mockup

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

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'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!' mockup

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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The Farmer Sutra.

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

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Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads." mockup

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

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"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out." mockup

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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Dept. de Philosophie

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'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...' mockup

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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No crawling sign in the desert.

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"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

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Caution - Poet at work

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"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough." mockup

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

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"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?" mockup

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

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'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.' mockup

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

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"A movie? I would rather watch this!" mockup

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

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'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.' mockup

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

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"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!" mockup

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

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'This can't be good.'

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'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.' mockup

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

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"First, I set the mood."

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'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!' mockup

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

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Borderline Philosopher Gifts Collection

Borderline Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for your creative thinker—witty and wise designs that bring a smile to every sip.

Borderline Philosopher Pillows

Comfort meets wit with pillows inspired by the playful and pondering nature of borderline philosophers—great for any reflective space.

Borderline Philosopher Prints

Bring home eye-catching prints that highlight the quirky, thoughtful side of creative souls—perfect for decorating any creative space.

Borderline Philosopher T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that celebrate a playful, curious mind—ideal for those who love to wear their philosophical side with pride.