Fence-side Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the fence-side philosopher? Explore our collection of clever and amusing products that celebrate moments of reflection and wit. Perfect for someone who enjoys pondering life’s mysteries or sharing a laugh about their philosophical musings. From quirky mugs to expressive t-shirts, cozy pillows, and inspiring prints, find a gift that resonates with their thoughtful yet playful spirit.

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How does she get her grass so green? mockup

How does she get her grass so green?

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range. mockup

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

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The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well. mockup

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

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Courage. Love.

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Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning mockup

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

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Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty) mockup

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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'How's the water, dear?'

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Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter mockup

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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Mozart on a lilo

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"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer." mockup

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.' mockup

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

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Chicken: the one-man show

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'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!' mockup

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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Artist Misses the Point

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As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded... mockup

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

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Dept. de Philosophie

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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"You're overthinking this."

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How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim. mockup

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.' mockup

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast." mockup

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

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"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often." mockup

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

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'Is it labor day already?'

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Fence-side Philosopher Gifts Collection

Fence-side Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more clever gifts? Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the fence-side philosopher to enjoy their favorite brew with a witty twist.

Fence-side Philosopher Pillows

Add comfort and character to their space with pillows that capture the playful and reflective spirit of the fence-side philosopher.

Fence-side Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring prints that perfectly complement the thoughtful nature of the fence-side philosopher and their personal space.

Fence-side Philosopher T-Shirts

Find more clever attire for the contemplative soul with our range of witty t-shirts designed for the fence-side philosopher.