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Europe

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Caution - Poet at work

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

'This can't be good.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"First, I set the mood."

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'