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Europe

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Dept. de Philosophie

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Caution - Poet at work

A doctor without borders meets a free range chicken.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'This can't be good.'

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"First, I set the mood."